Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It’s terrifying. Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you.
Abby: I am not a psycho!
Mike: I just told you that I love you and all you heard was “psycho.” You’re the definition of neurotic.
Abby: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical ailments without any objective evidence…
Mike: Shut up! Yet again I told you that I’m in love with you and you’re standing there giving me a vocabulary lesson.
Abby: You’re in love with me. Why?
Mike: Beats the shit out of me, but I am.
